Things I would like to say or…. Arguments in my head.

I argue with a lot of people in my head. These are the most common questions I receive and these are the responses I would like to give:

“Oh you live with your mom?”

Answer: Yes. Yes, I do. Am I pleased about this? No, but because I let my life get wrecked by a complete fucking psycho I have no other choice.

“You don’t even have a car?”

Answer: I have a fist I want to shove down your throat… I mean, no, I don’t… above mentioned psychopath destroyed the last one I had.

“Why haven’t you bought a new one?”

Answer: For fucksake have you not been paying attention? I had a PSYCHOPATH in my life, fucking it all up… therefore I had to HIDE and not get a damn paycheck.

“Well, what are you going to do now?”

Take over the motherfucking WORLD… because NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME. 

Craughing is the art of laughing and crying at the same time- here are a few of mine.